Who am I?
Howdee doo, stranger. Here’s some info about me.
I’m some jerk in silicon valley who knows a bunch of jerks. I don’t value my reputation but I do value my income, and so I’ve done the very brave thing of starting a blog, and posting anonymously.
I have 16 years of professional experience, and about 27 years of just overall interest in technology. I do full stack work. I’m a polyglot. I’ve worked at startups, government contracting firms, big commercial power houses (several of the big 4), self driving car companies, and more recently AI infrastructure.
I know lots of shit. This isn’t my CV so I don’t feel the need to info dump. Suffice it to say I know what the fuck I’m doing on a computer. Security, infrastructure, design, coding, optimization, debugging, monitoring, ops work, customer service, blah blah blah I’m the GOAT. Or not. Who the fuck cares.
I think there are some important things that need to be said bluntly, and I think most people in this god-forsaken city are too chicken shit to say it. I’m also a pussy, let’s be clear - a shining beacon on a hill I ain’t. So even though I won’t say these edgy things in person, I sure as hell will yell it in to the void for some stranger to find. Yessir. A big ol’ penis mightier here.
Anyway. Stay tuned. The shit I’m gonna say will make you cream your pants with both rage AND envy. That’s a lie. It’ll just be rage. You’ll cream your pants with rage.
Hey Google, show me pictures of cream pants rage. Gags
